MAKANAN TERKUTUK, SOUP JANIN BAYI !

Sabtu, Mei 30, 2009

MAKANAN TERKUTUK (TRUE STORY)

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Cerita ini ditulis oleh seorang wartawan di Taiwan sehubungan dengan adanya gosip mengenai makanan penambah kekuatan dan stamina yang dibuat dari sari/kaldu janin manusia. ‘Healthy Soup’ yang dipercaya dapat mendapat stamina dan keperkasaan pria terbuat dari janin bayi manusia berumur 6 - 8 bulan dapat dibeli perporsi seharga 3000-4000 RMB (mata uang setempat). Salah seorang pengusaha pemilik pabrik di daerah Tong Wan, Taiwan mengaku sebagai pengkonsumsi tetap ‘Healthy Soup’. Sebagai hasilnya, pria berusia 62 tahun menjelaskan khasiat ‘Healthy Soup’ ini mempertahankan kemampuannya untuk dapat berhubungan seks beberapa kali dalam semalam. Penulis diajak oleh pengusaha tersebut di atas ke salah satu restoran yang menyediakan ‘Healthy Soup’ di kota Fu San - Canton dan diperkenalkan kepada juru masak restoran tersebut. Kata sandi untuk ‘Healthy Soup’ adalah BAIKUT. Juru masak restoran menyatakan jenis makanan tersebut tidak mudah di dapat karena mereka tidak tersedia ‘ready stock’.

Ditambahkan pula bahwa makanan tersebut harus disajikan secara fresh, bukan frozen. Tetapi kalau berminat, mereka menyediakan ari-ari bayi (plasenta) yang dipercaya dapat meningkatkan gairah seksual dan juga obat awet muda. Juru masak restoran tersebut mengatakan jika memang menginginkan Healthy Soup’, dia menganjurkan untuk datang ke sebuah desa di luar kota di mana ada sepasang suami istri yang istrinya sedang mengandung 8 bulan. Diceritakan pula bahwa si istri sebelumnya sudah pernah mengandung 2 kali, tetapi kedua anaknya lahir dengan jenis kelamin perempuan. Jika kali ini lahir perempuan lagi, maka ‘Healthy Soup’ dapat didapat dengan waktu dekat. Cara pembuatan ‘Healthy Soup’, seperti yang diceritakan oleh jurnalis yang meliput kisah ini adalah sebagai berikut: Janin yang berumur beberapa bulan, ditambah Pachan, Tongseng, Tongkui, Keichi Jahe, daging ayam dan Baikut, di tim selama 8 jam, setelah itu dimasa selayaknya memasak sup. Beberapa hari kemudian seorang sumber menghubungi penulis untuk meberitahukan bahwa di Thaisan ada restoran yang sudah mempunyai stok untuk ‘Healthy Soup’. Bersama sang pengusaha, penulis dan fotografer pergi ke restoran di Thaisan untuk bertemu dengan juru masak restoran tersebut yang tanpa membuang waktu langsung mengajak rombongan untuk tour ke dapur.

Di atas papan potong tampak janin tak bernyawa itu tidak lebih besar dari seekor kucing. Sang juru masak menjelaskan bahwa janin tersebut baru berusia5 bulan. Tidak dijelaskan berapa harga belinya, yang pasti itu tergantung besar-kecil, hidup-mati janin tersebut dan sebagainya. Kali ini, harga per porsi ‘Healthy Soup’ 3,500 RMB karena stok sedang sulit untuk didapat. Sambil mempersiapkan pesanan kami, dengan terbuka juru masak tersebut menerangkan bahwa janin yang keguguran atau di gugurkan, biasanya mati, dapat dibeli hanya dengan beberapa ratus RMB saja, sedang kalau dekat tanggal kelahiran dan masih hidup, bisa semahal 2.000 RMB. Urusan bayi itu diserahkan ke restoran dalam keadaan hidupatau mati, tidak ada yg mengetahu Setelah selesai, ‘Healthy Soup’ disajikan panas di atas meja, penulis dan fotografer tidak bernyali untuk ikut mencicipi, setelah kunjungan di dapur, sudah kehilangan semua selera makan, maka cepat-cepat meninggalkan mereka dengan alasan tidak enak badan. Menurut beberapa sumber, janin yang dikonsumsi semua adalah janin bayi perempuan. Apakah ini merupakan akibat kebijaksanaan pemerintah China untuk mewajibkan satu anak dalam satu keluarga yg berlaku sampai sekarang, atau hanya karena kegemaran orang akan makanan sehat sudah mencapai suatu kondisi yang sangat terkutuk.

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EFFECTS OF COLD WATER

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Bagi anda yang menyukai air dingin, artikel ini sangat bermanfaat bagi anda. Memang menyenangkan bila kita meminum air dingin setelah makan. Namun, air dingin akan membekukan makanan berminyak yang baru anda konsumsi. Hal ini akan memperlambat pencernaan. Sekali saja “ mengendap” bereaksi dengan asam, akan merusak dan diserap usus lebih cepat dari pada makanan padat. Dan akan membatasi usus. Segera setelah itu, akan menimbun menjadi lemak dan menjadi penyebab kanker.
Lebih baik untuk meminum air panas atau hangat setelah makan.
Catatan penting tentang serangan jantung – anda harus mengetahui bahwa tidak setiap gejala serangan jantung akan melukai lengan sebelah kiri. Waspadalah jika anda merasa sakit pada kerongkongan. Anda mungkin tidak akan pernah merasa sakit pada bagian dada selama serangan jantung berlangsung. Rasa mual dan keringat yang bercucuran juga menjadi gejala umum. 60 persen orang yang mengalami serangan jantung pada saat tidak sadarkan diri atau tidur tidak pernah terbangun. Rasa sakit pada tenggorokan dapat membangunkan anda dari tidur anda yang nyenyak.
Mari berhati-hati dan waspada. Semakin kita tahu semakin baik untuk kita bertahan.
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FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Pelajaran 1 :

Seorang pria mau mandi menunggu istrinya yang sedang menyelesaikan mandinya. Kemudian bell pintu berbunyi...ding dong.... Sang suami berteriak kepasda istrinya, "cepet mandinya...ada tamu tuh...!!" Lalu si istri keluar dari kamar mandi dengan handuk menutupi badannya yang sedikit basah, kemudian jalan kebawah untuk membukakan pintu. Ketika pintu terbuka, disana berdiri Bob, tetangga sebelah. Sebelum si istri mengatakan sesuatu, Bob berkata, " aku akan beri kamu uang Rp. 8 000.000,- kalau kamu lepaskan handukmu."

Setelah berpikir beberapa saat, si istri melepaskan handuknya dan berdiri telanjang bulat didepan Bob tetangganya untuk beberapa detik lamanya. Kemudian Bob memberikan uang 8 jt kepadanya dan pergi. Kemudian si istri memakai kembali handuknya dan pergi ke atas.
Ketika sampai di kamar, suaminya bertanya. " siapa tadi? " Lalu si istri menjawab, " itu Bob, tetangga sebelah." Lalu suaminya berkata lagi " apa tadi dia mengatakan sesuatu ketika dia mengembalikan uang 8 jt yang dia pinjam dari aku? "
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Pelajaran 2 :
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Pelajaran 3 :
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story

Always let your boss have the first say.


Pelajaran 4 :
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up..

Pelajaran 5 :
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Pelajaran 6 :
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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HATI-HATI



Hati-hati bagi kamu yang suka selingkuh...
Jangan sampai hal ini terjadi pedamu...:)










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HOW FIGHTS START

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
flipping channels.
She asked, ' What ' s on TV? '
I said: ' Dust. '
And then the fight started...



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary.
She said, ' I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
150 in about 3 seconds. '
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the
counter asked me for my driver ' s license to verify my
age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very
sorry, but I would have to go home and come back
later.
The woman said, ' Unbutton your shirt ' . So I opened my
shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ' That
silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me ' and
she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ' You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too. '
And then the fight started...


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ' Do you know her? '
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split
up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since. '
'My God! ' says my wife, ' who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long? '
And then the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...


A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom
mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says
to her husband, ' I feel horrible; I look old, fat and
ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. '
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
perfect.'
And then the fight started...


I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at
night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started...
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look
big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore
yesterday.
And then the fight started...


A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent
babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise
came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and
yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my
husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked
jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the
ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as
fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the
bedroom and screamed at the woman, ' I AM your
husband! '
The woman yelled back, ' Yeah, then why were you
running? '
And then the fight started...


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made
my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into
the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to
back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife ' s back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, ' The weather out there is terrible. '
My loving wife of 10 years replied, ' Can you believe
my stupid husband is out fishing in that? '
And then the fight started...


I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary? "
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that ' s when the fight started...


My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and
said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
"Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that ' s when the fight started....
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